"Be careful who you vent to."
"I am thankful for the difficult people in my life. They have shown me exactly who I don’t want to be."
"Don’t grieve. Anything you lose comes round in another form."
"Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to admit openly. Some are afraid to show even the slightest sign of affection because of fear. Fear that their feelings may not be recognized, or even worst, returned. But one thing about human beings that puzzles me the most is their conscious effort to be connected with the object of their affection even if it kills them slowly inside."
"Life is too short for shitty sex and bad relationships.
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated."
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
(Source: birkenstockbae, via harrionyaboat)
"Straight vodka burns less than telling you what you did was okay."
me at the club picking up girls: hey how are you doing. I would ask for your number but I already know it. you’re #1. I’ll call you later